Friday, July 22, 2011

teenagers ( like up to 15 - 16 mostly ) and younger are whinny litle bitches

This link is a blog post in response to this question over at Google. Honestly, all i hear is crying, from mostly people 15 and under, because Google has decided to not let any one under 18 into Google+ as of right now, do to safety concerns. Do they really feel that entitled to everything on the internet? Also, to the ones upset that no one under 13 will be allowed at all, really? Do some fucking research, Google would get in a lot of trouble if they did. It is an American law, that wont let companies to keep data on anyone younger then 13, and they must abide by it. If you are younger then 13, wtf do you need a social networking site for anyways? Get your ass outside and play instead. You know i think they should keep it at 18+ and let all the whinny bitches go play on Facebook instead. If we get Facebook to block them as well, maybe we can end cyberbulling for these weak little shits after all.

Grumble grumble, so much for any hope for the younger generation, not being whinny little asshats, who think they deserve everything handed to them.

Ok cya for real now i think,
i do i have one more post i want to make, but i am taking my time on it and might not get it out today.

So talk to you later.

Al franken is an amazing senator.

Alan Stuart "Al" Franken (born May 21, 1951) is the junior United States Senator from Minnesota. Franken before becoming a senator achieved note as a writer and performer for the television show Saturday Night Live from its inception in 1975 before moving to writing and acting in films and television shows. He then became a political commentator, author of five books and host of a nationally syndicated radio show on the Air America Radio network. Then in 2008, Franken narrowly defeated incumbent Republican Senator Norm Coleman, and then he was sworn in to the Senate on July 7, 2009.

Why am i telling you all this? Well, mostly to introduce you to the most amazing senator ever. Want to know why he is the most amazing senator ever? No, it not because he was on SNL, it is because he, unlike so many, is a true senator. How is he a true senator you ask? Well that is easy, he doesn't just go along with what is told to him. He reads and questions anything in front of him and ask the hard questions. Here is a clip at a resent meeting about DOMA ( defense of marriage act, if you didn't know. Which is a minimal a shitty law, and at worst a law that actually hurts children of gay couples, which one of the founders of DOMA admitted to actually). Watch Al, catch focus on the family ( a shitty activist group some call a hate activist group)  witness in a horrible horrible shitty lie, which all Al had to do to catch him was read the report which was presented to him by focus on the family. Watch and enjoy as much as i did.

I really wish we had more senator like AL, who actually did their jobs, like Al just did. I have seen other chips of him as well, tearing down the likes of apple and many others in stupid lies. I honestly don't know what Al, personal feeling on DOMA and FotF are, but that shouldn't matter as he is showing here. He is only doing his job of exposing the lies and asking questions. If every senator was like Al, America would be a much better place.

Well that is all peace out


Click this link and read the OP and teh frist two comments, clicking on the picture link.

That is all and have a good

Monday, July 18, 2011

WTF Arkansas

So in my daily surfing of the intertubes, i came across an article about a small town in Arkansas, they only have about 850 citizens, where the city console has made a power play for, unconstitutional, right on who can gather and have groups. Who makes power plays in small ass towns, i mean really? Anyways,
"The city council of Gould, Arkansas just passed an ordinance that forbids "new organizations" from forming without their permission. This applies to any organization, from book groups to Justin Beiber Fan Club chapters—but especially applies to groups that like to talk local politics."
This is a blatant disrespect of the first amendment. However, Some have suggest that the amendments don't necessarily apply to local governments, with out a court saying so at least, but it is all a non issue because Arkansas STATE constitutions also granted the right to assemble. Meaning at the very least they are breaking the states constitution and possibly the federal one.

Because it's so squishy language-wise, the ordinance seems to forbid the 850 or so residents from discussing local politics in any way, anywhere.
This could be anything from talking about politics at the dinner table to talking about them with hair dresser. This is an insane thing to do and try to enforce. What kinda person tries to put this much control into their hands? Who is elected right now to city council? Neo- Nazi? Even ignoring the legality of this law, what kinda of asinine group think they have the right to control people, they supposedly represent, like this. But it gets so much better.
Meetings between citizens and the town mayor that take place without the council's authorization are now illegal as well.
 Want a meeting with the mayor after this becomes law? Well if the city council doesn't like it, you are shit out of luck. See the real power play now? They have effectively taking everything from the mayor. With this the city council now pretty much have control of the whole city. Want to talk to the mayor about a law that is being put in place by the city council, that you don't like? Well, now the same city council that is putting in the law, gets to decided if you get to talk to the mayor, who does still have veto power over new laws. If you can't talk to the mayor, the mayor doesnt know the concerns of his people, potentionally ( i mean there is only 850 of them after all lol ), and wouldn't know what to veto based on their concerns.

So speaking of the mayor, where is he in all of this? He is standing by his townsmen ( or should i be PC and say townspeople?), the major has actually vetoed the ordinance once, because it is unconstitutional, but fears at the next meeting, it will get the green-light from the council, who has already overrode his veto.
the mayor of Gould, Earnest Nash, vetoed the ordinance for reasons having to do with the U.S. Constitution, which mentions freedom of speech and the right of assembly somewhere. But the council overrode his veto, and will surely give the official green-light to their legislative masterpiece at their next meeting, scheduled for August.
 So what is the mayor plans now, that the council have overrode his veto? Will he lye down and let it happen? According to him, he is ready to fight tooth and nail for his town and their rights. He is ready to, both, fight them in court, which hopefully would be overturned quickly, or even go to jail fighting them.
Nash says he's willing to go to jail—or court, or both—to stop final passage of the ordinance, which even the Gould city attorney has deemed unlawful. (As a show of gratitude for the attorney's analysis, the council reportedly tried to fire him.)
Yes you read that right, after the city attorney disagreed with the council, they reportedly tired to fire him. It is plainly obvious that this council has gone insane with power. Why or how, i will never understand. I mean it fucking city council after all. I think there needs to be an investigation into them and most, if not all, impeached from office. Either way, i don't see any of them getting reelected, which is funny, because maybe this is what this whole thing is about. Trying to stay in office. Way to not be effective at all.

When reporters asked members of the council, what started all this, because you know something was the catalyst for this, it didn't come from no where. Members just said, that they didn't have the funding for the building that the Gould Citizens Advisory Council, where using. When question further about why this meant they couldn't still meet, at other location not funded by the city, and others could be formed. The council only said they thought this should be city protocol.

I am still flabbergasted by this, i still cant understand what the city council thinks they are doing, besides power plays and what not. Do they honestly believe they have the right to take other peoples rights away? I just don't get it really. However, i am glad to see the mayor is in the corner of the people of Gould, and the Constitution. I wish him luck in getting this overturned or not enacted at all, which i don't see being a problem, and getting his city back to normal.

I think you should head over to foxnew site and watch the full video with the interview with the mayor, to get the full scope of it all.

I guess this is all in my installment of, WHAT THE FUCK THE INTERNETS GOT TO SHOW ME.
( hmm maybe i should really turn that into something LOL )

LINKS: ( lol fox news but it local fox news so it not so bad.... it could be a lot worse at least)

Ok cya later
a birdkeeper

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Why you should convert to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism!

Well it is clear once you know these things.
  • Flimsy moral standards.
  • Every Friday is a religious holiday.
    If your work/school objects to that,
    demand your religious beliefs are
    respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
  • Our heaven is WAY better.
    We've got a Stripper Factory
    AND a Beer Volcano. 

        If those things don't make it clear why you would want to join let me get more into it. As a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, i have found much wisdom from accepting his Noodlliness words as the one and only truth. I have affectedly been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

        Some have claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

So yes Pastafarianism is a real religion. Most of us however do not believe a religion – Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianiasm etc – requires literal belief in order to provide spiritual enlightenment. That is, we can be part of a community without becoming indoctrinated. There are many levels of belief. By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma. That is, there are no strict rules and regulations, there are no rote rituals and prayers and other nonsense. Every member has a say in what this church is and what it becomes. To outsiders it makes us hard to define, but here are some more general things that can be said about our beliefs:
  • We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today
  • We are fond of beer
  • Every Friday is a Religious Holiday
  • We do not take ourselves too seriously
  • We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique)
       Now you are probably asking yourself is this a joke, so just let me state that It’s not a joke. Elements of our religion are often described as satire and there are many members who do not literally believe our scripture, but this isn’t unusual in religion – it’s only more obvious in the case of our particular religion. A lot of Christians, for example, don’t believe the Bible is literally true – but that doesn’t mean they aren’t True Christians. If you say Pastafarians must believe in a literal Flying Spaghetti Monster to be True Believers, then you can make a similar argument for Christians. There is a lot of outlandish stuff in the Bible that rational Christians choose to ignore. We do the same with our scripture. This is intentional.

We’re are also not anti-religion, even if comes across like that. This is also NOT an atheists club. Anyone and everyone is welcome to join our church including current members of other religions. In addition to the Atheists, Agnostics, and Freethinkers who have joined us, we have a number of Christian (and Muslim, and Hindu and Buddhist …) members and more are welcome. So let me make this clear: we are not anti-religion, we are anti- crazy nonsense done in the name of religion. There is a big difference. Our ideal is to scrutinize ideas and actions but ignore general labels.

      If you still don't believe any of us believe this, well some Pastafarians honestly believe in the FSM, and some see it as satire. I would just make the point that satire is an honest, legitimate basis for religion. Satire relies on truth to be effective. If it’s a joke, it’s a joke where to understand the punchline you must be conscious of underlying truth. Compare our religion to those that are built on lies. I am not talking necessarily about mainstream religions (which themselves are often full of mysticism and ad-hoc reasoning), but think of cults, or churches where the leaders are scamming their followers out of money. These are groups where the followers fully believe. Are these churches legitimate since they have many True Believers?
Or can we agree that religion is as much about community as any shared faith. By any rational metric, Pastafarians are as legimate a religious group as any. Arguably more so, since we’re honest and rational.

If everything i have told you so far hasn't convinced you that the CotFSM is right for you. Maybe this will help, it was really an eye opening experience for me and i hope to live up to the standard of our prophet Bobby, much of what i have written copied and pasted is his words actually.

"But nonbelievers are overreaching when they dismiss the phenomenon of religion as wrong and useless because it so often lacks a basis in evidence. The fact that millions of people get something positive out of a religion – even if it is based in superstition – *does* mean something. But that’s not to say it’s True, only that it has Value. For many people, religion is about being part of a community and being part of something bigger and more important than themselves

Nonbelievers would be better off criticizing only on the negative, damaging parts of religion, and being less judgmental about the idea of religion in general. Nonbelievers get hung up asking for evidence when really we should be looking at why does religion thrive despite evidence? We should be pushing the idea that faith is not equivalent to evidence-based-reasoning without insisting that it’s inferior, only that they are different ways of seeing the world. And that the problems happen when these world views clash." 

      My bases for not liking religion, not just Christianity they are just the loudest, for a long time was a lack of evidence, and all who followed such a religion was obviously stupid to me, because they couldn't see the lack of evidence. Who could put myth and superstition before science and evidence, i always wondered. Our prophet Bobby, both explained that and showed me my errors of my way. I still think religion as a whole is not the answer and that rational thinking is still better, as do many followers of FSM, it one of the main things we believe actually, that rational thinking is a good thing. However, that doesn't mean that people following a religion don't have a personal reason and belief in what they think and that they don't get something out of it. And that means it does have value, to them, and no matter what i think, i can't dispute that value. I still support rational thinking, as i already said, but i can't put them down for that personal belief that give them value, i can however disagree and we can have debates about it, but i can do it civilly as well. I hope that they can do the same with me.

If nothing else, we also want a pirate ship. Does your religion want a pirate ship? Didn't think so.

So now you want to be a Pastafarian, what do you have to do you ask?
Nothing, If you want to be a pastafarian you are. You’ll notice there’s no hoops to jump through. You don’t need to pay anything. You are just a pastafarian as soon as you want to be.
I think i have talked enough now so i will leave you with this
A FSM believer and birdkeeper.


CotFSM ABOUT PAGE( where much of this was copypasted from ) 

Thursday, July 14, 2011

the wounders of the internets and the stupid people of the world.

So in my wonderful trip around the world of the interwebs today, i have come around a couple articles i would like to share with you.

First off, we start with Casey Anthony, oh but not the 25 year old white female Casey Anthony, that you all love oh so much ( er or did i mean hate? i forget the difference some times lol ), but no the 43-year-old black male from Darby, PA. Why am i talking about him? Because he has the unfortunate circumstance to have that name, along with his two sons,... why he named, not one but two kids after him i wont even get into. Since the the trial ended, and probably somewhat before it, Mister Anthony's Facebook has been flooded with messages and friend invites and the likes. His phone number was visible on his profile as well, and as such the phone calls started rolling in shortly after and has since had to start screening his call. He hasn't felt to threatened yet, so he hasn't gotten the police involved, but some message are on the verge of death threats i gather. If you are still wondering why i am telling you all this, it is because i have to wounder, what kinda of stupid does it take to mistake a 43 year old black man for a 25 year old white woman. Granted i haven't seen his Facebook, and maybe he doesn't have a  single image of him or something, but i highly doubt it. There are other ways to tell that this isn't the right Casey as well. Like he lives in Darby, PA and not Florida. Umm and oh yeah, Non of the other other information matches up either? What went thru their heads? Oh this is a black man from PA, and none of this information matches with the Casey Anthony from Florida..... SHE IS TRYING TO FOOL US!! BURN IT WITH FIRE FACEBOOK MESSAGES? I mean really, does anyone think before the knee jerk reaction kicks in? It is like faster the knee jerk, the lower the IQ or something. Part of me wants to blame this on Facebook, since i just don't like it lol, but honestly people where like this before it was around as well, i cant really. Facebook as just made it easier to be a fucking dumb ass. Ohhhh, maybe that can be their new slogan, "Facebook - We make it easier for you to be a dumbass!" haha. Anyways if you want the whole story and a news video about the guy, hit the link and check it out.

Now onto my other article, That isn't as stupid, at least to me. I just find it funny.
So if you new to the Internets, or don't dive to it simi deeper depths. You may never heard of the, pastafarianism, or the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well three years ago, self-confessed atheist, Mr Alm, who says he belongs to the CotFSM ( it a lot to type out) decided to apply for a driver license, after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons.The headgear in question you ask? A pasta strainer, yes the man wanted to wear a pasta strainer, what else would you wear? After 3 years and a mental health test, to see if he was fit to drive, the police finally allowed the man to hear his headgear in his picture. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has also wrote to the Kansas School Board asking for the pastafarian version of intelligent design to be taught to schoolchildren, as an alternative to the Christian theory. So what next for the Mr. Alm and the church you ask? he says the next step is to apply to the Austrian authorities for pastafarianism to become an officially recognized faith. I wish him luck, and hope to see the CotFSM views being thought in schools all over the place. To read the whole story, click the link and check it out.

Well that is all for now i guess i just found those really funny and or stupid enough to post about.

a birdkeeper.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

guess it been a while huh?

Hey people who don't read my blog. It has been awhile, even now i don't have alot to say but i will try to think of some stuff.

Well first off, i got me some new swords, when i get around to taking pictures i will probably upload them. With the new ones, 5 total, 2 being the same though, i have about 8 now. I will try to get some pictures up later i guess. I am sending trying to send a few back though, one for a refund and another for just a replacement. I emailed the company, lets see what they have to say. Hopefully all goes good and i get my refund and replacement. Other then that not much else going on in that area.

My sister has moved back home and she is already kinda bugging me, but i guess that is sisters. Hopefully, it is just her being back and i just have to re get used to it and all goes back to normal and what not soons.

umm what else, huh oh, i guess we are kinda close to playing dnd, after weeks and weeks, but not sure we are going to play in my house now so we kinda gotta find a new place again.

Now to wrap this up, i would like to post an image that both made me luagh and is very true. According to the bible this is what the holy sanction of  marriage is. Yet same-sex marriage, and many other types is a sin above all else. Hell even some of the things in this chart, is now a sin/illegal to many even though it was very clear it wasn't then. So they can't even get it all straight on what their bible say = marriage. lol. well that is all for now enjoy.